Your horoscope for 24-30 March
- 24 Mar 2017 at 12:13
- WRITER: CHAIYOSPOL HEMWIJIT
Spot-on horoscope for work, money, coupled & single life from famously accurate Guru's fortuneteller. Let’s see how would you fare this week & beyond!
Mar 21 – Apr 19
You'll find help with whatever you try to do. A business negotiation will transpire smoothly. You may win a lawsuit that you've been fighting for a long time.
What you lost or lent to someone will be returned. A windfall may be yours. You'll be able to pay all those bills on time.
You may be able to keep secret an affair you've have from your lover. It won't be too long before you'll get exposed, though.
You may go on a date IRL with someone you first met online.
Apr 20 – May 20
Your work doesn't progress the way you want it to. Your competition may get what you desire. Your ideas to improve things in your office may get rejected. Your colleagues may become your new enemies.
Your portfolio produces a disappointing amount of returns. You spend sensibly but also keep up with your saving goal.
A love triangle is on the cards. And you'll be the one who has to choose one and let the other go. The bad news is that you have a real connection with both of them.
You may have a ONS with a colleague. And your office friends will gossip about this for ages later.
May 21 – Jun 20
A good bit of news inspires you to work harder. You feel like you can tackle anything that comes your way. What you produce will eventually attract a good offer for you.
Someone you trust may steal from you. Someone may make a threat in order to extort money from you. A negotiation over money is likely to remain inconclusive.
Your partner tends to boss you around or dictates how you should be behaving. You may already want out but you need to wait for the right timing to ask for a breakup.
Your relationship is likely to be frowned upon by conservatives. It's better to keep this just between you two for now.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
You may get to learn new things. You're good at persuading people to see things your way. The unemployed may receive a job offer with help from someone older.
You may incur a credit card debt for something you don't really need. A small monetary gain from someone of the opposite gender is possible.
You may be able to hide something you bought that your partner didn't want you to buy. If you're having an affair, you may get caught and abruptly become single.
An STD may come with a ONS.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
Try to be in good graces with your female coworkers. Your success depends on them. A business contract may be signed and sealed. You may get promoted or be sent abroad to receive training.
A new source of income presents itself. You can spend without thinking about when the next paycheck is due.
Intense jealousy plagues your relationship. An unwanted pregnancy with someone you're seeing on the side is on the cards. #drama
You may fall for someone you meet through work. They may not be as single as they claim to be.
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Everything goes according to your plan. Freelancers may receive many offers or work on a very big project.
An overdue payment finally arrives. A talk over money will be concluded.
Love is solid. You two take care of each other really well and inspire each other to be better people.
You may go out with someone wealthy you met in a meeting or a seminar.
Sep 23 – Oct 22
Although you have a full plate and some more, you remain cool, calm and collected. Work plans may get halted due to a budget constraint. The unemployed may be offered a bad job. It's just better to wait for a better one.
Postpone your plans to make a new investment for now. You may spend a lot of money treating your children or subordinates to nice things.
Love becomes lukewarm due to demanding jobs on both ends. You two don't do “homework” as much as you're used to.
You're so engrossed in your work that you haven't opened Tinder for weeks.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
You may receive praise for doing something new that no one has done before. If you've had enough of your current job, you may be offered a new one that will completely take you out of your comfort zone.
Someone you trust may cheat money out of you or steal an expensive item. You have no luck when it comes to a lucky draw or any games of chance.
Lovebirds bicker and banter in moderation. Lovers who have to be physically apart will get to be in the same room again. Trying couples may become expecting couples.
A smooth start to dating someone you like is on the cards. Woo-hoo!
Nov 22 – Dec 21
Go over everything you do twice to minimise errors. You may become privy to your company's dark secret and be asked to keep mum.
Extra ka-ching from a sideline is on the cards. A friend living abroad brings you fortune.
Couples love and care for each other and aren't afraid to show it. Pregnancy is possible.
You may fall for someone you meet while travelling far away from home. Or a foreigner shows interest in you.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
Big bothersome issues will be gradually resolved. Halted projects resume. You may receive help when you least expect it. You may win a lawsuit.
What you lost will be returned. A sum of money you've been waiting for finally arrives.
Lovers talk things out. What was uncertain between them becomes certain. A clean breakup may result from this.
You may meet a hottie through work.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
You're unfazed by the heavy workload. You may overcome obstacles or foresee and avoid a trap your enemy sets up.
Money concerns may arise. Go over all of your bank accounts and possessions first and you may find a way to obtain extra cash without borrowing.
Work keeps you two apart and busy. Although you don't get to spend much QT together, you are likely to be together in the long run.
A senior at your uni or office may ask if they can get your Line ID.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
You get things done more swiftly. Whatever you do becomes a success. You start to see real growth in what you've been working on for some time.
A conflict over inheritance between siblings may be resolved. You have no problems footing all the coming bills.
You may discover a dark secret of your lover. Turn a blind eye if you want to remain in the relationship. Bringing it up means breaking up.
You have several admirers to choose from. Take your time to pick the person who really loves you.
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